Let’s be real—most marketing reports are like bad online dates: way too much small talk, not enough substance, and a lot of metrics no one cares about. They’re bloated, overdesigned, and somehow say everything except what actually matters: “Did this make us money?” Good ROI reporting doesn’t drown people in data. It makes the story so clear your CFO could understand it on their third cup of coffee. Here’s how to do it without losing your soul (or your audience).